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Trajan the Terrible supports torture by terrorists.

June 11, 2008 · 358 Comments

In a shocking new spin, Trajan uses the Senatorial Maneuver for his own agenda. It is well known, that Trajan75, or as those closest to him call him, Twajie has always supported the torture of innocent people by terrorists and all who support terror. However, here in his own words you can get the full effect:

Think Progress continues to support Jihadists prisoners. They now attack the Republicans for using a technique to end a hearing on Islamo-Fascist prisoners and force the Senate into recess.

Senate Conservatives Uses Rare Maneuver To Try To Close Down A Hearing On Torture»

Think Progress always defends the Jihadists prisoners. Their goal is to attack and hobble the wart effort. They want to use this as a political issue. This is disgusting on the part of Think Progress.

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Anti-Semite Trajan Lies to Defend Israel

June 9, 2008 · 96 Comments

Famed anti-Semite and aspiring child murderer Trajan75 is now throwing a load of fake support for his best-friend-of-the-moment, Israel. Trajan continues to support war with Iran, even though this action will lead to untold casualties in Iran, Israel, and other countries that are dragged into the regional instability that will result from such an action. But does he care about the deaths of innocent Israelis, Arabs, and Persians? Nope – according to Trajan, they’re brown people and therefore inferior. Trajan just wants to see more blood and suffering in the Middle East caused by his hero, George W. Bush.

And then he tops it off with this adorable quote:

If Bush is Hitler, where are the death camps and SS? I hear crickets from the Left.

Apparently Trajan has never heard of Guantánamo or Blackwater.

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TP Watch Celebrates Deaths of 20 U.S. Troops in May

June 2, 2008 · 200 Comments

Oh those silly chickenhawk troop-haters at Think Progress Watch. Not only do they love the idea of keeping our troops in harm’s way, but they are absolutely gleeful at the prospect of them dying in scores – even just one score. as any fool can plainly see from their latest webonical poopousity:

Think Progress last month celebrated an uptick in US deaths in Iraq. However they are silent about this months count. Why is that you ask. Well here’s the reason.

U.S. troop deaths in May near lowest level of war

20 Us soldiers died in May. … 20 is great improvement.

Never mind that their premise is completely incorrect, and ThinkProgress DID mention the lower-than-average casualty rate. After all, who needs facts when you’re a conservative? Certainly not Eric “Farty” Odom and his Legion of Dumb at TP Watch.

But more to the point – it is absolutely appalling that TrajanLXXV and his Orwellian syncophants would celebrate the deaths of 20 young Americans with such unabashed glee. Somehow, I don’t think the families and friends of Sgt. 1st Class Jason F. Dene (37) of Castleton, Vt or Staff Sgt. Frank J. Gasper (25) of Merced, Calif or Sgt. Blake W. Evans (24) of Rockford, Ill or Pfc. Kyle P. Norris (22) of Zanesville, Ohio, or Pvt. Branden P. Haunert (21) of Cincinnati, Ohio or Sgt. John K. Daggett (21) of Phoenix, Ariz or Staff Sgt. Victor M. Cota (33) of Tucson, Ariz. or Cpl. Jessica A. Ellis (24) of Bend, Ore. or Sgt. Joseph A. Ford (23) of Knox, Ind. or Spc. Mary J. Jaenichen (20) of Temecula, Calif. or Pfc. Aaron J. Ward (19) of San Jacinto, Calif. or Spc. Alex D. Gonzalez (21) of Mission, Texas or Lance Cpl. Casey L. Casanova (22) of McComb, Miss or Cpl. Miguel A. Guzman (21) of Norwalk, Calif or Lance Cpl. James F. Kimple (21) of Carroll, Ohio or Sgt. Glen E. Martinez (31) of Boulder, Colo. or Pfc. Corey L. Hicks (22) of Glendale, Ariz. or Spc. Jeffrey F. Nichols, 21, of Granite Shoals, Texas are celebrating this milestone.

TrajanLXXV and his cohorts have no shame.


UPDATE! – The troop-death party continues over at Hussein Toasterhead Watch!!

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Trajan Hypocritically Supports Arab Imperialism!

May 29, 2008 · 260 Comments

Famed anti-semite and staunch opponent of the so-called “7th century Muslim genocide” Trajan75 has been caught in yet another act of hypocrisy. Just look at the headline and dateline of his latest blog entry.

June 1st new Think Progress Watch Blog.
May 29, 2008 · No Comments

Interesting. So Trajan claims to oppose the so-called “Muslim genocide,” yet he has no problem using Arabic numerals in his headline, date line, and his name. He also has no problem whatsoever with the concept of zero, a concept borrowed from Arab mathematicians and repeated quite often in the comments section of TP Watch. One would think that such a staunch supporter of Latin culture and the Roman Empire would have some consistency in his beliefs, and show solidarity with his ancestors by using their numeral system.

This terrorist apologizing can not stand. It simply cannot stand. If Trajan does not immediately change his screen name to TrajanLXXV and his date stamp to May XXIX, MMVIII and have at least one comment in all threads of his blog, he is not just a hypocrite, but a terrorist-sympathizing hypocrite.

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DJ Konservo: Hitler Was A Gift From God

May 22, 2008 · 147 Comments

Wow. DJ “Mr. President” Konservo has really stepped in the shitpile this time. He believes that Hitler was a “gift from God” sent to “shepherd the Jews to Palestine.”

How do I know this? Because conservative Zionist John Hagee said so, and conservative Zionist DJ Konservo does not expressly deny or repudiate the statement.

Therefore, he agrees with it.

You see, under the rules of conservatroll logic, the most heinous, hateful, and ridiculous statements of the fringiest of the fringe members of any group (i.e. liberals, Muslims, environmentalists, etc.) are automatically the worldview of every single member of that group.

Makes you wonder what DJ “Blame The Jews” Konservo will blame the Jews for next. Global warming? The worldwide food crisis? Bunions? Cool Ranch Dorito breath?

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TP Watcher to Commit Hate Crime, Post Video Evidence

May 19, 2008 · 91 Comments

Predictably, the radical genocide-supporting anti-Semite Trajan75 has thrown his overwhelming support behind the U.S. soldier who desecrated a Quran by using it for target practice. While most sensible, decent human beings condemn such an act, Trajan sees fit to praise it:

This soldier is a hero! Americans should burn Korans or take a crap on them and send them to the Saudi Embassy. I will soon release a Koran burning video!

Well done, Mr. Pagan! Thank you for allowing us to archive this evidence for posterity. I’m sure you’re aware that the activity you describe is classified a hate crime under section 775.085 of the Florida Statutes, which define hate crime as “a crime in which the perpetrator intentionally selects the victim based on one of the following characteristics: race, color, religion, ethnicity, ancestry, national origin, sexual orientation, advanced age or mental/physical disability.” The crimes, in this case, would be arson, “to unlawfully and intentionally damage, or attempt to damage, any real or personal property by fire or incendiary device” and intimidation, “to unlawfully place another person in fear of bodily harm through verbalthreats without displaying a weapon or subjecting the victim to actual physical attack.”

If Mr. Pagan does release his video as planned, I hope readers of this site will join me in distributing copies of it on the Internet. Particularly to the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office and the Tampa Police Department. I’m sure they’ll find it a real hoot!

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TP Watch Supports Job Discrimination

May 12, 2008 · 60 Comments

Trajan75 is taking a much needed respite from the blogosphere, no doubt smarting from the non-stop pwning we at the Watch Watch have been laying on him.

So what does a genocide-supporting antifreeze-drinking pot-smoking anti-semite Roman Empiricist do on his days off? According to his latest post, he’s out supporting the heinous, job-discriminating practices of the American League.

For 35 years, this fascist regime has unfairly excluded one-ninth of its lineup from contributing to their team’s offense, simply because they were born with the ability to pitch. One-half of the inning – indeed one-half of the game – is kept from these poor individuals, and they must sit idly while some scab fills their slot in the batters box.

Ironic, isn’t it? You’d think someone as consistently offensive as Trajan would support offense.

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TP Watch Commenter Melo Hates Our Troops!

May 6, 2008 · 59 Comments

In TP Watch’s recent rip-roaring hootenanny over the tragic deaths of four U.S. Marines, infamous troop-hater melo issued this lovely statement.

melo // May 4, 2008 at 10:46 pm

They’re the ewoks, and we’re the Imperial Storm-troopers, you know, by now of course. Nobody sobbed when an Imperial Storm Trooper ate that tree, did they?

Just disgusting.

While melo is busy whining about a bunch of Muppets, our troops are lacking body armor, being electrocuted in poorly-constructed facilities, drinking contaminated water, not receiving adequate medical and mental health benefits, and being returned to Iraq in deployment after deployment without sufficient time home with their families. And he’s just fine with keeping our troops in Iraq indefinitely. His silence on these issues is indeed deafening.

Oh, but he’s worried about a bunch of Krofft Puppets. Good one, melo. Nice sense of priority there you sick fuck.

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Trajan75 Planting IEDs at Walt Disney World

May 6, 2008 · 7 Comments

Well well well. Looky what our friend Trajan75 is up to now!

He’s just fine and dandy with profiteering nutbags building amusement parks and Disneyland-style “zones of influence” in war-torn Baghdad. Never mind that amusement parks are, at best, #671 on the priority list of 672 things Baghdadis need (it just edged out “emu farm”). Never mind that Baghdad has six hours of electricity per day, negligible potable water or sanitation, rampant corruption, car bombs on the ground, and occasional airstrikes on hospitals.

Trajan not only thinks a Baghdad amusement park built solely for the profit of a U.S. “adventure capitalist” is a good idea, he agrees with this meathead that the violence in Baghdad is no worse than a day at a Disney theme park.

From this, I can only conclude the inevitable conclusion – Trajan plans to MAKE a day at a Disney theme park as violent as a day in Baghdad, complete with a suicide golf cart bomb attack on Minnie Mouse, mortar attacks on Epcot Center, Blackwater mercenaries firing randomly into crowds waiting on the “It’s A Small World” line, and the bodies of Goofy, Pluto, and Captain Hook turning up in the Magic Kingdom moat with signs of torture on their costumed bodies.

Real nice, Jay. Real friggin nice.

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Trajan75 Pwned on His Own Blog

May 3, 2008 · 24 Comments

Poster Ninique has gone and given our favorite old-people-hating genocide-supporting America-denying fascist-loving Trajan75 a right good thrashing. A masterful drubbing. A severe lexical beating. A smash-mouth onehitwondering. A rancorous trouncing.

She is like the speedo guy and Trajan is the dude making free throws:
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Anyway, here’s a quote from the maximum pwnage:

Your interpretation of righteousness is a matter of taste- an opinion you impose on others. It’s imperialistic and it’s playing god with the lives of men, women and children, of the Muslim Culture instead of solely EXTREMIST of that culture. there is fanaticism in all, I repeat, ALL Religions, cultures, sects, etc… The key to harmony lies in moderation…new word for you; Say it with me, ready? m-o-d-e-r-a-t-i-o-n! Your extreme comments towards this culture as a whole is equivalent to the extreme actions of hate done in retaliation by these extreme Muslim groups we speak of. It makes you no better than them. You know, you are more like them with your eye for an eye old testament mentality. However, as a Christian, and through the teachings of Christ, you really should be spreading his word on forgiveness. He did say love and pray for your enemies, did he not? And did he not ask God to forgive those who crucified his just right before he died? Or did he come into this world, suffer and die in vain?

How do you say “oh, snap” in ancient Roman?

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