Yesterday, I saved a life. Namely, the life of TP Watcher and complete fucking moron Trajan75. The event happened live on the blogosphere.
I stopped Trajan75 from drinking antifreeze – an act that would almost certainly led to his demise. I quite figuratively yanked Trajan75 from the shores of the river Styx and said “don’t do it, man! You’ve got so much to live for! So much hatred and vitriol yet to spew! Don’t do it!”
And he didn’t. He didn’t drink that antifreeze.
Now, does that make me an American hero, worthy of praise and adulation and a coupon for a free Awesome Blossom at Chili’s?
Yes. Yes, it does.
And yet Trajan75 has yet to even say “thank you.” Which is why we are starting the Trajan75 Thank-You Watch. Anyone know where I can get a 24-style animated clock gif?
24 responses so far ↓
avideditor // April 11, 2008 at 12:26 pm |
come on when are you going to do a post on me? Do I have to write more stuff at TPwatch to get your attention? Fine I will.
Ford Prefect // April 11, 2008 at 1:54 pm |
I am curious, is there anybody here able to translate this trolls illiterate rant into English. Is Trahar saying that he is in fact a true Stalinist? Thank you in advance.
“Ford Perfect’s Calling for my death as a true Stalinist doesn’t shock me”
Ford Prefect // April 11, 2008 at 2:10 pm |
“The Jihadi and Radical Stalinists over at the Comedy Web site are……”
I can’t believe that Trahar has finally posted something based on fact at his website. It’s surprising that the irony deficient wingnut even understands the concept of satire.
And I offer my congratulations trahar, it appears you finally exceeded six dozen visitors yesterday. You owe me a debt of gratitude because I’m pretty sure that I have directed at least 20% of those visitors to the funniest parody of a right-wing website on the web.
Keep up the good work, you don’t realize how much you’re doing to advance the Progressive cause. President Obama will be very grateful.
Ford Prefect // April 11, 2008 at 2:24 pm |
Toaterhead:
Thanks for this hilarious site, I really get your sense of humour. I hope you don’t mind my using your site to get in a few digs at the mental midgets over at troll central.
The anti-Semite Trahar has banned this Canadian Jew because he didn’t appreciate my asking for translations of his posts into English. It’s a shame that he is so afraid of me that he chose not to debate but rather to cut and run.
I have been a long time reader and occasional financial contributor at Think Progress and decided to finally become vocal, because this half-witted troll was becoming too annoying. That and because he is such an easy target.
trajan75 // April 11, 2008 at 2:29 pm |
Ford Prefect ,
You’re a fake Jew, you support Islam against your Israeli cousins. You’re worthless person.
Gregor Samsa // April 11, 2008 at 2:47 pm |
I stopped Trajan75 from drinking antifreeze – an act that would almost certainly led to his demise
And we all know he would be oh-so sorely missed…
Ford Prefect // April 11, 2008 at 3:17 pm |
Illiterate troll wrote: “You’re worthless person.”
Tahar, could you please translate this into English?
Gregor Samsa // April 11, 2008 at 3:52 pm |
How about these clocks:
http://www.mediatechpro.com/clockgif.htm
They don’t make any sense; just like our very own Trajan75IQ and his Alice in Wonderland-style insanity.
gummitch // April 11, 2008 at 4:13 pm |
Thanks for keeping an eye on these goofballs, although I’m not sure you’re serving your country well by keeping them out of the antifreeze.
hussein toasterhead // April 11, 2008 at 4:27 pm |
Ford,
Go for it, Ix! Feel free to syndicate whatever you like, and thank you for reading!
Ralph the Wonder Llama // April 11, 2008 at 6:15 pm |
Is trahan still complaining about “stalinist” TP banning him? I wouldn’t know, because I hate to give his site the hits he’s craving. If it were still as funny as it was the first couple of days he was up, it would be worth it, but now it’s just the same boring kiddie crap with the same three backup singers on every thread.
Anyway, my point is, how can trahan whine about “stalinist” tactics if he’s banning people left and right?
Does he even have a need to make sense to himself?
Ford Prefect // April 11, 2008 at 6:44 pm |
SHOCKING NEWS!
Trahar 75IQ admits on his website to be responsible for the murder of a friend.
“I saw combat myself. I had my best friends head blown off next to me when I was 15″
Now I understand why he is not serving in the military.
Toasterhead, it might be fun to start a thread with readers offering suggestions for the top ten reasons the troll is not doing his part in the war on terror by serving in the military. A little bit of snark would lighten things up and be ever so much fun.
I’m willing to start off with the number ten reason. They rejected him because of the 43 spelling mistakes he made on his application.
liberal traitor // April 11, 2008 at 9:49 pm |
“Ford Prefect // April 11, 2008 at 6:44 pm
SHOCKING NEWS!
Trahar 75IQ admits on his website to be responsible for the murder of a friend.
“I saw combat myself. I had my best friends head blown off next to me when I was 15″
Now I understand why he is not serving in the military.
Toasterhead, it might be fun to start a thread with readers offering suggestions for the top ten reasons the troll is not doing his part in the war on terror by serving in the military. A little bit of snark would lighten things up and be ever so much fun.
I’m willing to start off with the number ten reason. They rejected him because of the 43 spelling mistakes he made on his application.”
How about the time he said he would use white phosphorous on insurgents/terrorists/whatever and CHILDREN in Iraq because quote “They are children of the enemies. I could care less. They would use those weapons on us if they could. So I say Burn, baby burn!” Oh yeah and dead Iraqi children means “Less future Jihadists!” And then later he revealed battlefield info on his “cousin” regarding using WP on children. “My Cousin who fought in Iraq did and he’s proud of it!. Hmm, let’s see, reasons he can’t serve. I mean he really signed up, but he wasn’t eligible for combat so he’s taking on the Islamo-whatevers at home?:
First comment=he was rejected for having the exact wrong temperament for being trusted with deadly weaponry?
Second Comment=Not exactly the best way to “Win Hearts and Minds” wouldn’t you say? I mean, murdering children with deadly weapons?
Third Comment=Revealing battlefield information to the public without consent of military personnel? He could have endangered his “cousin’s” unit! Shit son, you can’t be trusted on the battle field!
There, there are three more for the list…if a little longwinded. Anyone who puts the list together, feel free to edit those down some…
trajan75 // April 11, 2008 at 11:02 pm |
liberal traitor ,
You Leftist filth, He shot in a drive by in front of my school. I was next to him you rodent. You’re not funny, you’re just trash.
Ford Prefect // April 11, 2008 at 11:20 pm |
Trahan75IQ:
I resent you attributing my snark about you being a murderer to Liberal Traitor. I appreciate that your reading skills are at a fourth grade level but that is no excuse. Don’t be so lazy, try reading aloud very slowly and maybe you might improve your comprehension skills.
I still cannot understand why you are not serving in Iraq, even the dimmest of the dim could get a GED if he tried hard enough.
The military has a Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy, so as long as you aren’t too big a flammer, they’ll take you.
trajan75 // April 11, 2008 at 11:22 pm |
Ford Prefect ,
You never answered my question. Do you support putting out fires?
Ford Prefect // April 12, 2008 at 12:23 am |
Who do you think you are giving orders here retard? You kicked me off your comedy hate site because I made light of the fact that you are illiterate.
You are a pathetic useless little piece of sh!t. you deserve all the ridicule and scorn you are getting after that shameless attack you made on Zoey. You have no right to use those words defaming her character. I can understand you being envious of her intelligence, witt and education. A sewer rat like you has no right to compare her to the crack whores you live amongst.
You never answer why you’re not serving in the military but it is obvious that you’re criminal record is so egregious, that even today’s low standards leave you excluded.
Don’t you realize that you’re way out of your league here and that it’s hilarious that you think anyone could possibly take you seriously. I doubt very much that you’re still reading because it would take hours.
trajan75 // April 12, 2008 at 2:05 am |
Ford Prefect ,
Cowardly punk, you haven’t answered my question. Do you support stopping fires?
Ford Prefect // April 12, 2008 at 2:41 am |
Trahar75IQ
I certainly am neither a coward nor a punk . That’s just you projecting again.
Why are you too ashamed to admit the real reason you’re not fit to join the armed forces? Trahar75IQ is an insecure coward hiding behind the keyboard.
We all know you are both intellectually and emotionally challenged. What is with the pathetic need for attention, don’t you understand just how pathetic it makes you appear.
I’m will to bet cash that you are a convicted felon. Why else are you not in the military? It’s hilarious that you compare living in the ghetto and gang-banging with having served in combat.
Go back to your hate site, the one that had eight threads today that didn’t even manage a single comment. And this is the last time I’m wasting time answering your posts. You’re too stupid to be worth the effort. It’s no challenge for me to be in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. It is a lot more fun writing about you and the mental midgets at your site.
Zooey // April 12, 2008 at 3:31 am |
Thank you, Hussein Toasterhead, for saving the life of Trahan. He does serve a purpose of some sort…
You are a credit to the Left.
Three Thanksless Days « ThinkProgress Watch Watch // April 12, 2008 at 2:22 pm |
[...] 12, 2008 · No Comments The Trajan75 Thank-You Watch enters its third day. This, after I quite heroically saved this conservatroll’s life. And yet [...]
Gregor Samsa // April 12, 2008 at 6:30 pm |
[Trajan75IQ] does serve a purpose of some sort…
~Zooey April 12, 2008 at 3:31 am
Yeah, even worms and maggots have a role to play in nature’s food chain.
There is no doubt in my mind Trajan75IQ serves as sustenance for, uhm, something out there…
Ford Prefect // April 12, 2008 at 8:28 pm |
The pos didn’t take your advice and has suffered severe damage to both his eyesight and brain. That is the only way to explain why he misspelled Islamophope this morning. He should have stuck to huffing unleaded gasoline.
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trajan75 // April 12, 2008 at 11:41 am
Toasterhead,
An Ismaophobe (is-slahm-o-fohb) -
Ford Prefect // April 12, 2008 at 8:30 pm |
correction: Islamophobe