Ok, this is a recipe I made this morning and it was crazy good. I call it the Crazy Good Apple Thing. Here’s the recipe, based on this one from the Internets but with some special “Toasty Touches.” For best results, use organics and fair-trade ingredients wherever you can:
Ingredientocracy
- Muffinness
- 2 cups all-purpose flour
- 1 teaspoon baking powder
- 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
- 1/2 teaspoon sea salt
- 1 teaspoon apple pie spice blend
- 1/2 cup butter
- 1/2 cup raw cane sugar
- 1/2 cup brown sugar
- 2 eggs
- 1 1/4 teaspoons vanilla extract
- 1 1/2 cups shredded apple – gala or pink lady works crazy good but anything you can get locally is ideal
Toppingicity - 1/3 cup packed brown sugar
- 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour
- 1/2 teaspoon ground korintje cinnamon
- 1 tablespoon butter
Directionista
Preheat oven to 375F and grease a brownie pan or muffin tins whichever you prefer. I’m lazy and thuslike prefer the brownie pan.
Muffinness: Mix flour, baking soda, baking powder, salt, and apple pie spice in a smallish bowl. Blend butter, sugar, eggs and vanilla in a biggerish bowl. Add apples. Blend in the flours and stuff. Pour the muffinness into brownie pan or muffin tins.
Toppingicity: Mix butter, brown sugar, and flour. Blend in the butter. Dump it on top of the muffinness.
Bake 20 minutes or until finished. Enjoy!
51 responses so far ↓
Ninique // April 19, 2008 at 5:25 pm |
yum, deeelish. full of wholesome goodness. And good for you too!
therepublicofstupidity // April 19, 2008 at 6:44 pm |
Oooooo… hot, yummy muffinks?
Don’t mind if I do….
***munch… munch… munch…***
***munch… munch… munch…***
Hmmm… all gone… already…
Oh, Garcon… another plate of yer house muffinks, please!
Shayne // April 19, 2008 at 7:00 pm |
Of course the “bear” found the food page. There’s a reason there are special procedures for keeping food AWAY from bears but I didn’t think it was for polar bears. Yeesh.
Apple » Blog Archive » TPWW Recipe Corner: Crazy Good Apple Muffin Thing // April 19, 2008 at 7:01 pm |
[...] hussein toasterhead wrote an interesting post today on TPWW Recipe Corner: Crazy Good Apple Muffin ThingHere’s a quick excerptI call it the Crazy Good Apple Thing. Here’s the recipe, based on this one from the Internets but with some special “Toasty Touches.” For best results, use organics and fair-trade ingredients wherever you can: … [...]
Hussein Toasterhead // April 19, 2008 at 7:20 pm |
Now you see why bears are the #1 threat to America? Our pic-a-nic baskets are under attack!
Gregor Samsa // April 19, 2008 at 10:00 pm |
Those are great pictures, ToasterHead!
I didn’t realise the Chinese had such a radically different concept of what a toll plaza should look like
I’ve always wanted to go to China. One of these years, perhaps, it’ll happen…
Ford Prefect // April 20, 2008 at 1:09 am |
Toasterhead:
I admire the way you handled TP’s vile little pest after he was KO’d Friday afternoon . You showed the right wingers that rather than gloat at the time of his defeat, a progressive can take the high ground and offer sympathy for loss of wife and child. You are both wise and a true gentleman.
hussein toasterhead // April 20, 2008 at 1:27 am |
Gregor Samsa // April 19, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Those are great pictures, ToasterHead!
I didn’t realise the Chinese had such a radically different concept of what a toll plaza should look like
I’ve always wanted to go to China. One of these years, perhaps, it’ll happen…
Thankee! China is insane and fascinating and very cool. If you ever get the opportunity, get a Lonely Planet phrasebook and go. I hope to get back someday and see some other parts – I only got to Beijing and Xinjiang Province.
hussein toasterhead // April 20, 2008 at 1:29 am |
Ford Prefect // April 20, 2008 at 1:09 am
Toasterhead:
I admire the way you handled TP’s vile little pest after he was KO’d Friday afternoon . You showed the right wingers that rather than gloat at the time of his defeat, a progressive can take the high ground and offer sympathy for loss of wife and child. You are both wise and a true gentleman.
Thankee! Perhaps they’ll learn some sort of lesson about dehumanizing your enemy and treating human beings with respect and dignity, even if you disagree on some fundamental issues.
Doubt it, but it’s worth a shot.
konservo // April 20, 2008 at 3:26 am |
Umm… what happened to all the reports on Buttness?
Ford Prefect // April 20, 2008 at 4:06 am |
Konservo, have you not heard of the sad demise of Trahan the Little. He met his match on this very site just two days gone. He was slain by the White Night Toasterhead, who was avenging the honour of Fair Maiden Zooey.
Konservo, it would be in your best interest to relay a message to Trahan. It is exactly midnight EDT and Trahan has exactly 12 hours to unblock all the TPWW posters. I expect to see a reply on TPWatch. The person you are afraid to acknowledge has something you guys may find embarrassing if it would get out ….do not disappoint the one who we cannot mention.
Gregor Samsa // April 20, 2008 at 4:09 am |
konservo @ 3:26 am says
what happened to all the reports on Buttness?
You just gave us an update…
hussein toasterhead // April 20, 2008 at 4:18 am |
Ford Prefect // April 20, 2008 at 4:06 am
The person you are afraid to acknowledge has something you guys may find embarrassing if it would get out ….do not disappoint the one who we cannot mention.
V- V- V- Voldemort ???
Gregor Samsa // April 20, 2008 at 4:20 am |
hussein toasterhead @ 1:27 am says
If you ever get the opportunity, get a Lonely Planet phrasebook and go.
Ah, yes, those Lonely Planet guides. My wife got a couple of those for our trip to Thailand, a few years ago. She even bought the pocket phrase book.
Thai is so bloody difficult; at least it is for me. Then again, Asian languages are not my forte. I couldn’t even get the Thai greeting right. It sounds something like “Sah-wah-dee-kha” for women and “Sah-wah-dee-kha-p’ ” for men. Or the other way around, I can’t remember.
I’ve tried to say simple things in Mandarin too, but I am afraid I am a lost cause. Oh well. Darn Asian languages.
Zooey // April 20, 2008 at 4:46 am |
Totally bitchin’ muffins, hussein toasterhead. Thanks!
And thanks, Mr Pee, for the buttness update.
Ford Prefect // April 20, 2008 at 4:57 am |
V- V- V- Voldemort ???
Of course not, Voldemort is a fictional character, the one of whom Trahan the Little does not mention is my cousin Zaphod, a living being.
trajan75 // April 20, 2008 at 5:25 am |
Ford Prefect ,
You’re on crack. I exposed Toasterhead as a traitor. He supports Hamas and Al-Qaeda and has admitted so.
As for him being a White Knight, well he Met a Spanish Conquistador and was slain.
As for Zooey, shes out right now spreading her legs to make her pimp money.
trajan75 // April 20, 2008 at 5:27 am |
Ford Perfect,
Toasterhead is a coward. I challenged him to take this out of the internet and he he backed and down and threatened to press charges.
I own this site.
trajan75 // April 20, 2008 at 5:29 am |
Ford Prefect,
What are you going to do pussy! I’ll keep you blovked as long as I want and there’s nothing you can do dumb KKKracker trash.
Ford Prefect // April 20, 2008 at 5:49 am |
Why do you keep coming here after the humiliation of Friday? Toasterhead showed class and if you weren’t so cold hearted you could learn from his example.
trajan75 // April 20, 2008 at 5:51 am |
Seeing that Toasterhead is a Met fan, he’s Long Island Trash coward. He supports Al-Qaeda and applauded 9/11.
Het Toast,
I’m setting up a new website to go after you.
Ford Prefect // April 20, 2008 at 5:57 am |
And once again I have to ask Trahan, how did Zaphod know about your Cuban friends.
Bye, kittie, kittie, kittie,kittie
Gregor Samsa // April 20, 2008 at 6:00 am |
Trajan75IQ, that “good paying job” of yours allows the most spare time I’ve ever seen.
The last thing you need is unsupervised access to the web. Ask your doctor -or nurse, whatever- to wheel you away from your PC whenever you start twitching too much.
Ford Prefect // April 20, 2008 at 6:05 am |
Toasterhead is a real baseball fan. You go to a baseball game to watch your team play, regardless of where they are in the standings. Fair weather fans are not there for the baseball.
trajan75 // April 20, 2008 at 6:53 am |
Ford Prefect,
Like I care what you think of Miami Cubans. You’re a racist so what you think of Cubans don’t mean crap. Coward.
konservo // April 20, 2008 at 12:08 pm |
Wait… what?
I have no idea what’s goin’ on…
Wanna get a little high?
hussein toasterhead // April 20, 2008 at 2:26 pm |
trajan75 // April 20, 2008 at 5:27 am
Ford Perfect,
Toasterhead is a coward. I challenged him to take this out of the internet and he he backed and down and threatened to press charges.
I own this site.
Yeah, see, I got over the “taking this outside” and “settling this on the playground” phase of my life in around 6th grade or so. Come on kid – you’re 32 years old. Start acting like it.
hussein toasterhead // April 20, 2008 at 2:58 pm |
trajan75 // April 20, 2008 at 5:51 am
Seeing that Toasterhead is a Met fan, he’s Long Island Trash coward. He supports Al-Qaeda and applauded 9/11.
Het Toast,
I’m setting up a new website to go after you.
Whatever, anti-semite.
Wayne A. Schneider // April 20, 2008 at 3:59 pm |
Trajan,
When are you going to get professional help? You really are one sick puppy. And you really need to stop saying those libelous about Zooey. You’re forgetting three things: It is libel, she knows lawyers, and you’re still an asshole.
Wayne A. Schneider // April 20, 2008 at 5:00 pm |
You know, toasterhead, my dictyionary says that A Semite is “a member of any of various ancient and modern peoples originating in SW Asia, among whom are the Hebrews and Arabs.” So, technically, to espouse anti-Arab sentiments would also be “anti-Semitism”. Which our fiend Trajan does all the time. (And, no, I did not leave a letter out of that word.)
hussein toasterhead // April 20, 2008 at 5:11 pm |
Yup – that’s why I’ve been calling him an anti-semite (lowercase S, as I believe AIPAC has trademarked the capital-S version). I wouldn’t be surprised if his hatred of semitic peoples extends to Ethiopians and Eritreans as well.
konservo // April 20, 2008 at 5:56 pm |
What is this? Trajan75 Watch?
Come on! Where’s all the buttness!?
Ford Prefect // April 20, 2008 at 6:16 pm |
MC PEE Pants:
Zaphod says,” Zark off monkey-man”
Gregor Samsa // April 20, 2008 at 6:29 pm |
konservo @ 5:56 pm says
Where’s all the buttness!?
It’s right here.
trajan75 // April 20, 2008 at 7:01 pm |
Wayne and Toasterhead,
Go you guys in a lie! I have Lebanese Maronite relatives and one of my closet friends is Egyptian Copt. Also I support Ethiopia fighting the Jihadists. Since they are Semites and I’m pro-Israle, that meakes me a supporter of Semites! Ha!
I’m anti-Islamic and Muslims can be any race.
So nice try!
Wayne,
Thet you need help line is the Left’s new tactic to silence Rightwingers who will confront your lies.
It proves you are a coward!
Wayne A. Schneider // April 20, 2008 at 7:22 pm |
I’m no coward, Mr Pee-brain. I just choose to not resolve my disputes with violence, like you propose doing. And it doesn’t change the fact that you desperately need years of therapy to get over this inability to confront reality. Your views are in the minority in this country (thankfully). And it’s not a “new tactic”. We’ve been trying to get people like you the psychiatric help they’ve needed for years.
trajan75 // April 20, 2008 at 8:37 pm |
Wayne A. Schneider ,
“Your views are in the minority in this country ”
Yes that’s the Lefts’ tactic to silence people. You use the Menatl health excuse as a means of re-education. That’s Stalinism and you’re a Stalinist!
“Your views are in the minority in this country ”
Really? Most Americans support Israel and hate Islam. So I’m in the majority. Muslim lovong Leftists like you are in the minority. You guys just appear more numerous than your numbers really are because of your control of the Media and the Entertainment industry.
The Problem is the Republicans are Corporatists Globalist, what will you Leftist do if a New rightwing Party that is against Free Trade and Globalization and Islam arisesd?
Hmm, many Blu Collar Democrats would abandon a Party that looks down on them and many Republicans would join this new ANti-Corporate Rightwing Party!
trajan75 // April 20, 2008 at 8:38 pm |
Toasterhead,
You’ve been exposed!
http://husseintoasterheadwatch.wordpress.com
Wayne A. Schneider // April 20, 2008 at 8:53 pm |
You don’t know what a “Stalinist” is, you dickhead. I’m libertarian and you’re an authoritarian, just like Stalin.
And I see no evidence that any of the rest of what your wrote is any more accurate than that.
Wayne A. Schneider // April 20, 2008 at 8:57 pm |
BTW, I hope your “FBI Contacts” will be kind enough to point out that not only are you using someone else’s artwork without permission, but the “sniper scope” over it can be construed as encouraging violence against him (just like those anti-abortion assholes who put up pictures like that of doctors who perform abortions. And someone died because of it.)
If I were Toasterhead, I would contact the FBI about you. Lucky for you I’m not.
Jane E. Schneider // April 20, 2008 at 9:12 pm |
“Seeing that Toasterhead is a Met fan, he’s Long Island Trash coward.”
Don’t fuck with Mets fans, asswipe. Jeez, you’re just wrong on every topic, aren’t you?
trajan75 // April 20, 2008 at 9:14 pm |
Wayne ,
You are not a Libertarian. You are a Leftist! Libertarians are Rightwingers. You are a Marxist and you want to silence those who disagree with you. That proves your a Stalinist!
Wayne A. Schneider // April 20, 2008 at 9:17 pm |
Wrong, dickhead. There are and have been plenty of Liberal Libertarians in the world. Nelson Mandela and Mohandas Ghandi were among them.
Libertarians aren’t all “right-wingers”, which just shows that you don’t know what you’re talking about.
trajan75 // April 20, 2008 at 9:20 pm |
“If I were Toasterhead, I would contact the FBI about you. Lucky for you I’m not.”
Of course you would, one problem, I have conects and since you’re an Anti-American leftist it would be you investigated. Contact them and see if I’m bluffing.
You’re a Stalinist and want to silence the New Right!
trajan75 // April 20, 2008 at 9:23 pm |
“of Liberal Libertarians in the world. Nelson Mandela and Mohandas Ghandi were among them.”
Mandela was a Socialist, not Libertarian. Ghandi was an Indian Nationalists.
As for Liberal Libertarians, Libertarians are the real Classical Liberals. You Stalinists aka Progressives have hijacked the name Liberal, that’s why there’s Libertarians. To distinguish them for Stalinists like you!
You are a Communist, Cuba is near by why not move there?
Hey I’m gonna write a post on you on Toasterhead watch!
Wayne A. Schneider // April 20, 2008 at 11:30 pm |
I’ll make sure my lawyer sees it.
trajan75 // April 20, 2008 at 11:35 pm |
Blah blah blah traitor blah blah blah Hamas blah blah blah Stalinists blah blah blah Communists blah blah blah blah blah! I’m trajan75 and I’m a big stupid retard blah blah blah!
Ford Prefect // April 20, 2008 at 11:57 pm |
Did Trahan finally take his meds?His last post was much more coherent and didn’t contain any errors of spelling.
Zooey // April 21, 2008 at 2:21 am |
Well, at least Trahan has a achieved much needed self-awareness.
Zooey // April 23, 2008 at 2:13 am |
hussein toasterhead,
I made your Crazy Good Apple Muffin Thing this afternoon, and you’re right — it IS crazy good!!
I’m gonna cross-post this on the Zoo on Friday, if that’s ok with you.
hussein toasterhead // April 24, 2008 at 11:37 am |
Yay! Glad you liked – cross post if you like!