If you want to know the depths to which the TP Watchers will sink, look no farther than Trajan’s latest headline:
Think Progress atatcks McCain for not detailing his plans.
April 29, 2008 · No Comments
Atatcks? ATATcks?
Could it be that trajan is referring to the All-Terrain Armored Transport (AT-AT) vehicle from The Empire Strikes Back? Why would trajan oppose such a thing?
Surely someone who’s studied history and ancient warfare as trajan does would know the value of having a vehicle that can walk on all surfaces – snow, ice, tundra, permafrost – in the fight to protect an empire from being overrun by rebels. I would think he’d be all for AT-ATcking anyone and everyone, including Senator McCain.
Or maybe he’s more of an AT-ST kinda guy.
LOL owned by a bunch of Muppets.
21 responses so far ↓
liberal traitor // April 30, 2008 at 12:58 pm |
The ATATs weren’t all that great either. Like all imperial military technology they have a glaring flaw that allows them to be destroyed easily. All you have to do with an ATAT is knock it over. Once done, the “Armor” they have that is “too strong for blasters” suddenly transmutes and is now made of dynamite so a couple of laser blasts makes the whole damn thing explode…seriously.
DRxJ // April 30, 2008 at 3:28 pm |
Of course, their next thread couldn’t correctly spell attack either:
Leftist says media will atttack McCain in the Fall and Think Progress is upset they are alone right now
My gawd. Is it that difficult to spell ATTACK?
Gregor Samsa // April 30, 2008 at 4:32 pm |
Obviously, spelling ‘attack’ correctly is beyond Trajan75IQ’s skill set.
Which is why I laugh whenever he insists he has a ‘good (sic) paying job’. Or perhaps he thinks .25 above the federal minimum wage stocking shelves is a ‘good paying job’.
liberal traitor // April 30, 2008 at 7:49 pm |
Trajan will most likely see his biggest mastubatory fantasy come true soon…the US is positioning itself to attack Iran and nearby countries are preparing for the (literal) fallout.
Gregor Samsa // May 1, 2008 at 3:40 am |
If the US ever ‘atatacks’ Iran, Trajan75IQ will be courageously fighting the evil Islamic enemy from the comfort of his own mom’s basement, no doubt.
Doing his utmost with a keyboard, his blog(s), and his multiple personalities. Such a hero.
trajan75 // May 1, 2008 at 2:33 pm |
I actually supported the Empire over the Elitist Rebels. The Empire was for the Working class and the Republic was for the Rich elites.
Mr. Samsa,
I’ve seen more combat than you have in your life. You are the coward not ready to defend your beliefs. You are a coward.
Toasterhead,
Hamas: Jews Planned Holocaust to Kill Handicapped Among Them
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/126028
Anything to say about your Hamas allies?
Gregor Samsa // May 1, 2008 at 5:00 pm |
“I’ve seen more combat blah blah blah you’re a coward blah blah blah I am a tough internet pseudo-Latin guy blah blah blah IslamoLeftist alliance blah blah blah”
~Trajan75IQ
hussein toasterhead // May 1, 2008 at 5:18 pm |
Trajan,
If my Hamas allies say it, it must be true. The Holocaust was faked. Never mind what my grandfather lived through.
Now go and blog about it.
DRxJ // May 1, 2008 at 5:57 pm |
Please note that Trajan did not deny that he would fight the enemy from his mom’s basement.
Interesting.
Okay, so we know that Trajan has multiple personalities, is from the west coast, a virgin, and lives in his mom’s basement.
Actually, was there any doubt?
liberal traitor // May 1, 2008 at 6:59 pm |
Twajie was also the only person in history to watch the Star Wars trilogy and root for the fucking EMPIRE. Jesus.
gummitch // May 1, 2008 at 7:36 pm |
Twajie was also the only person in history to watch the Star Wars trilogy and root for the fucking EMPIRE. Jesus.
Most doofuses only wear the stormtrooper costume at conventions, but I’m guessing TrajanIQ75 has worn his out. It can’t be easy playing GTA in that helmet. Oh wait! Look!
Here he is: http://tinyurl.com/9u6ml
liberal traitor // May 2, 2008 at 3:06 pm |
gummitch // May 1, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Most doofuses who wear stormtrooper costumes just do it because ST Armor looks badass (even if it is pointless against blasters in EVERY movie. Seriously, they get shot once and die just like everyone else. The fucking Ewoks killed them with fucking ROCKS. What the fuck is the armor for?), but most SW dorks still don’t root for the fucking EMPIRE. They’re the BAD GUYS, remember Twajie? Oh well, I guess it makes sense since Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker slaughters a whole bunch of children in Ep III, and in Ep II (I think) slaughters an entire VILLAGE of sandpeople, men, women, and children. Sounds like Twajie’s type of guy.
trajan75 // May 2, 2008 at 5:35 pm |
liberal traitor,
The Empire stood for Order and Stability. It gave people of lower classes a chance to rise. Unlike the elitist Republic which was for the oligarchy and nobility.
The Empire rocks!
hussein toasterhead // May 2, 2008 at 5:52 pm |
And the Empire tortured people. No wonder you like them.
trajan75 // May 4, 2008 at 11:20 pm |
The Empire also gave regular People a chance to rise up the ranks. Unlike the Republic which was elitist and only for the Rich.
Zooey // May 5, 2008 at 12:18 am |
Trahan, you nitwit, the Empire is NOT REAL.
trajan75 // May 5, 2008 at 1:45 am |
Hooey you 2 cent whore,
I read the books, I’m a sci-fi buff and in the books the Empire although still bad in the books, was made up of the Working and Middle Class, the Republic was elitists like you.
hussein toasterhead // May 5, 2008 at 2:18 am |
Trajan you’re nothing but a two-bit nerf herder.
Zooey // May 5, 2008 at 4:36 am |
HT, I’m pretty sure he’s was a six-bit turd burglar.
liberal traitor // May 5, 2008 at 2:47 pm |
“// May 5, 2008 at 4:36 am
HT, I’m pretty sure he’s was a six-bit turd burglar.”
An image of a stick figure flinging little brown rectangles on an old teevee flickers through my head…huh, what? Oh, sorry, I was just remember when I was a kid and we used to play Super Twajie Bros. on NES…good times.
ninique // May 12, 2008 at 1:52 pm |
DRxJ said:
Okay, so we know that Trajan has multiple
personalities, is from the west coast, a virgin, and lives in his mom’s basement.
Zooey said:
Trahan, you nitwit, the Empire is NOT REAL.
Gregor Samsa said:
“I’ve seen more combat blah blah blah you’re a coward blah blah blah I am a tough internet pseudo-Latin guy blah blah blah IslamoLeftist alliance blah blah blah”
so sad I missed these threads. they are the funniest I have ever seen, Brilliant!