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Trajan75 Planting IEDs at Walt Disney World

May 6, 2008 · 7 Comments

Well well well. Looky what our friend Trajan75 is up to now!

He’s just fine and dandy with profiteering nutbags building amusement parks and Disneyland-style “zones of influence” in war-torn Baghdad. Never mind that amusement parks are, at best, #671 on the priority list of 672 things Baghdadis need (it just edged out “emu farm”). Never mind that Baghdad has six hours of electricity per day, negligible potable water or sanitation, rampant corruption, car bombs on the ground, and occasional airstrikes on hospitals.

Trajan not only thinks a Baghdad amusement park built solely for the profit of a U.S. “adventure capitalist” is a good idea, he agrees with this meathead that the violence in Baghdad is no worse than a day at a Disney theme park.

From this, I can only conclude the inevitable conclusion – Trajan plans to MAKE a day at a Disney theme park as violent as a day in Baghdad, complete with a suicide golf cart bomb attack on Minnie Mouse, mortar attacks on Epcot Center, Blackwater mercenaries firing randomly into crowds waiting on the “It’s A Small World” line, and the bodies of Goofy, Pluto, and Captain Hook turning up in the Magic Kingdom moat with signs of torture on their costumed bodies.

Real nice, Jay. Real friggin nice.

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