Welcome to ThinkProgress Watch Watch – Where we watch the watchers so that you don’t have to.
Now we realize that you might have some questions about this site, so we’re proud to present our Frequently-Asked Questions page:
Q: Why are you doing this?
A: Because someone needs to shed some light on what people are saying about what other people are saying on the Internet.
Q: Are you in any way, shape, or form affiliated with ThinkProgress or the Center for American Progress?
A: No, other than reading and posting on their site, and I do hope they receive this in the satiric spirit in which it is meant.
Q: But aren’t there too many “___ Watch” sites out there already?
A: Oh hell yes. Far too many.
Q: So what’s the point, then?
A: Pure gratuitous Internettery
Q: So would you say that this type of midrash-on-midrash analysis is the start of a new trend on the blogosphere and in contemporary political literature in general, or would you say that you are merely a late adopter of a centuries-old revisionalistic tradition?
A: Yes.
Q: My sources tell me you’re a Muslim. Is that true?
A: No. I’m a Roman Catholic Secular Progressive with Bokononist tendencies.
Q: Right. That’s too complicated. I’ll just put down “Muslim” then.
A: Fair enough.
Q: Why do you want to destroy America?
A: I don’t, actually.
Q: How long do you plan to keep maintaining this blog?
A: Pfff, I dunno. Until I get bored, I guess.
9 responses so far ↓
avideditor // April 11, 2008 at 7:47 am |
oh this is a humor site.
hussein toasterhead // April 11, 2008 at 11:50 am |
Yeah – it’s a parody of the humor site “ThinkProgress Watch.” A meta-parody, if you will. Did it really take you this long to figure out?
Wayne A. Schneider // April 13, 2008 at 3:09 am |
If you feel I went over the line with my last comment on the Breaking News thread, then I apologize. But I still think he deserved it. But I’ll understand if you feel it should be deleted.
Great site!
Ford Prefect // April 13, 2008 at 3:15 am |
I was waiting for someone to finally cross that line, being an outsider I didn’t want to be the first one to go there. We all owe you a debt of gratitude.
Ford Prefect // April 13, 2008 at 3:32 am |
Tojam75IQ wrote:
If America was an Empire then Canada, Mexico, Cuba, Bahamas, Dominican Republic, the rest of the Caribbean Sea and Central America would all be American.
It is obvious that you have limited knowledge of history because Canada, Bahamas and several Caribbean nations were part of the British Empire and now are members of the British Commonwealth.
I found out from your mother why you’re not serving in Iraq. She told me that you couldn’t go because she didn’t want to lose her pimp.
Ford Prefect // April 13, 2008 at 3:35 am |
Don’t be too upset trahan, I didn’t let your mommy blow me. I am not into cheap whores.
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RUDEL MORGAN // June 10, 2008 at 5:27 pm |
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liberal traitor // June 10, 2008 at 5:32 pm |
Not sure who you are, but just so you know, this is Think Progress Watch Watch, where we watch them watching us.
However, let it not be said that we of the Left would not assist a vet in need. What is it that we can do for you sir?