Well well well. Looky what our friend Trajan75 is up to now!
He’s just fine and dandy with profiteering nutbags building amusement parks and Disneyland-style “zones of influence” in war-torn Baghdad. Never mind that amusement parks are, at best, #671 on the priority list of 672 things Baghdadis need (it just edged out “emu farm”). Never mind that Baghdad has six hours of electricity per day, negligible potable water or sanitation, rampant corruption, car bombs on the ground, and occasional airstrikes on hospitals.
Trajan not only thinks a Baghdad amusement park built solely for the profit of a U.S. “adventure capitalist” is a good idea, he agrees with this meathead that the violence in Baghdad is no worse than a day at a Disney theme park.
From this, I can only conclude the inevitable conclusion – Trajan plans to MAKE a day at a Disney theme park as violent as a day in Baghdad, complete with a suicide golf cart bomb attack on Minnie Mouse, mortar attacks on Epcot Center, Blackwater mercenaries firing randomly into crowds waiting on the “It’s A Small World” line, and the bodies of Goofy, Pluto, and Captain Hook turning up in the Magic Kingdom moat with signs of torture on their costumed bodies.
Real nice, Jay. Real friggin nice.
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Tagged: Disneyterror, internuttery, muppetocracy, sasquatchery, إسلاميست اللي
Attention Liberals, Islamists, Stalinists, Atheists, and Decepticons:
The ever-perceptive DJ “Mr. P” Konservo has been doing some snooping around the internets and has discovered our secret relationship with our Islamic Militant friends at URUKNET!
Don’t you see?? Our Islamist Allies re-printed a story from ThinkProgress using the Ctrl-C / Ctrl-V skills we taught them in our secret Libero-Islamo-Stalino-GayAgenda Training Camp on the Syria/Iran/North Korea border!!!
This is terrible!
Soon they’re going to know EVERYTHING – all our secret keyboard shortcut technology will be in the hands of the AMERICAN OVERLORDS!
THIS IS A CODE TURQUOISE ALERT!
Okay, people, this is not a drill. Repeat – NOT A DRILL! We’re going to have to take down the Judeo-Christian Foundations of America sooner than we thought. Get your duct tape and plastic sheeting, keep your cyanide pill handy, and wait for further instructions.
If you see one of our Islamist allies, please pass on this coded message:
اتتنشان مي إسلاميست الليز،
اي كنو ذيس يس ينقليش بوط ذا كونسيرفا طرولز وونت كنو ذات. لول. انيحو، جوست ساينغ هالو. اني داي ناو وي ويل بي ريد وف ذا نارو مينداد فولز ين اور كونطري. وي ويش يو لوك ويث يور اون نارو مينداد فولز.
كورديالي،
طوسترهاد
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Tagged: CODE TURQUOISE, internuttery, إسلاميست اللي
