The latest post on ThinkProgress Watch is a threatening one indeed! Apparently these rightwing meany-heads think that we leftists are incapable of standing up to their standing up of our standing up. Well I, for one, will not stand for this standery! I’m going to debate Mr. Trajan75 point-for-point:
Leftist can’t handle Rightwingers who fight back!
Can too!
April 2, 2008 · No Comments
No comments, more like no CONTENTS! (In your brain!)
The Stalinists and Islamists at Think Progress have set up TPWatch Watch.
Have not!
I’m happy.
Are not!
It means TPwatch’s goals are being met!
Does not!
The Left for the last 8 years have had to deal with Bush and his sucker Wimpy Bushbots.
Have not!
They have allowed the Leftists to run all over them, smear them and spread propaganda.
Nuh-uh!
Well Leftists now you have me.
No we don’t!
You are creating a new more agressive Right.
No we’re not!
Konservo, Avid, Velvet and I are the New Right.
Heh. More like the New WRONG!
We will fight your lies and smear you back.
No you won’t!
Like a bully used to picking on wimps, the Left has finally ran into people who will fight back!
So, wait – are we the bullies and you guys are the wimps, or are you the bullies and we’re the wimps? I lost track of your mixed metaphor.
Bring it on Leftards!
Oh, it’s brung, Buck-o. It’s BRUNG!
Notice my skillful use of Conservatroll debating technique. I simply negated everything my opponent said, regardless of content or merit. Works every time!
Categories: Uncategorized
Tagged: answery, general meatheadity, Islamophobia
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A: No. I’m a Roman Catholic Secular Progressive with Bokononist tendencies.
Q: Right. That’s too complicated. I’ll just put down “Muslim” then.
A: Fair enough.
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Q: How long do you plan to keep maintaining this blog?
A: Pfff, I dunno. Until I get bored, I guess.
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Tagged: answery, Introductionness, Islamophobia, questionation
