Trajan75 Planting IEDs at Walt Disney World

Well well well. Looky what our friend Trajan75 is up to now!

He’s just fine and dandy with profiteering nutbags building amusement parks and Disneyland-style “zones of influence” in war-torn Baghdad. Never mind that amusement parks are, at best, #671 on the priority list of 672 things Baghdadis need (it just edged out “emu farm”). Never mind that Baghdad has six hours of electricity per day, negligible potable water or sanitation, rampant corruption, car bombs on the ground, and occasional airstrikes on hospitals.

Trajan not only thinks a Baghdad amusement park built solely for the profit of a U.S. “adventure capitalist” is a good idea, he agrees with this meathead that the violence in Baghdad is no worse than a day at a Disney theme park.

From this, I can only conclude the inevitable conclusion – Trajan plans to MAKE a day at a Disney theme park as violent as a day in Baghdad, complete with a suicide golf cart bomb attack on Minnie Mouse, mortar attacks on Epcot Center, Blackwater mercenaries firing randomly into crowds waiting on the “It’s A Small World” line, and the bodies of Goofy, Pluto, and Captain Hook turning up in the Magic Kingdom moat with signs of torture on their costumed bodies.

Real nice, Jay. Real friggin nice.

OH SHIT THE GIG IS UP!

Attention Liberals, Islamists, Stalinists, Atheists, and Decepticons:

The ever-perceptive DJ “Mr. P” Konservo has been doing some snooping around the internets and has discovered our secret relationship with our Islamic Militant friends at URUKNET!

Don’t you see?? Our Islamist Allies re-printed a story from ThinkProgress using the Ctrl-C / Ctrl-V skills we taught them in our secret Libero-Islamo-Stalino-GayAgenda Training Camp on the Syria/Iran/North Korea border!!!

This is terrible!

Soon they’re going to know EVERYTHING – all our secret keyboard shortcut technology will be in the hands of the AMERICAN OVERLORDS!

THIS IS A CODE TURQUOISE ALERT!

Okay, people, this is not a drill. Repeat – NOT A DRILL! We’re going to have to take down the Judeo-Christian Foundations of America sooner than we thought. Get your duct tape and plastic sheeting, keep your cyanide pill handy, and wait for further instructions.

If you see one of our Islamist allies, please pass on this coded message:

اتتنشان مي إسلاميست الليز،
اي كنو ذيس يس ينقليش بوط ذا كونسيرفا طرولز وونت كنو ذات. لول. انيحو، جوست ساينغ هالو. اني داي ناو وي ويل بي ريد وف ذا نارو مينداد فولز ين اور كونطري. وي ويش يو لوك ويث يور اون نارو مينداد فولز.
كورديالي،
طوسترهاد

Trajan75: Women and Children First — TO DIE!!

Our favorite America-denying antifreeze-drinking genocide-advocating fascist-sympathizing anti-semite Trajan75 has now officially stooped to a new low.

Not content to merely eliminate all of the Democrats and Jews from the world, he has now called for the violent eradication of the human species through the mass-murder of all women and children.

In a discussion in this thread our Betelgeusian friend Ix described Trajan75 with this thoughtful characterization:

This is the same clown who dropped out of high school at age fifteen, admits to having multiple arrests, advocates the murder of innocent women and children, becomes aroused at the thought of torture.

Trajan75 then took issue with Ford’s statement thusly:

“advocates the murder of innocent women and children, ”
They’re the enemy and desrve death.

Now, this should be surprising to no one. Someone who counts among his heroes Francisco Franco, Augusto Pinochet, Adolph Hitler, Benito Mussolini, and Slobodan Milosevic would obviously have no problem with the murder of innocent women and children. And it’s an equally predictable view coming from the mouth of someone as keen as Trajan is on recreating the ancient Roman Empire. After all, massacring innocent children is something for which Roman rulers are well-known.

But that doesn’t make Trajan75’s “kill all the women and children” policy any less reprehensible. One can only shudder to imagine what Trajan75 and his little friends will possibly do in the childless, womanless, Jewless, Democratless post-apocalyptic world of his fantasies. Though I suppose they’ve given us one clue.

*shudder*

TP Watch A-Skeerd of Man With Beard

EVERYBODY PANIC!

The boys at TP Watch have stumbled onto a video of Shaykh Yunis al-Astal, the famed Palestinian bloviator, cleric, and member of Parliament from the Hamas party. In a sermon last week, Shaykh al-Astal said some pretty crazy things:

This vision is no small task, for within those nations lay the three largest spiritual strongholds in the world today that have yet to be conquered by the Gospel: the giants of Islam, Buddhism, and Hinduism. More than 90% of the unreached people groups in the world today are located within the 10/40 window – more than 5,100 tribes and ethno-linguistic groups with little or no Gospel witness. Of the world’s 50 least-Christian and least-evangelized countries, all 50 are located within this region!

Oh, wait. My bad. That was a whacko from the Back to Jerusalem movement talking about conquering Asia with Christianity. What a typo, eh? Now, this is what Shaykh Yunis al-Astal really said:

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren’t punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That’s war. And this is war.

Oops! That was another typo. It wasn’t Shaykh Yunis al-Astal who said that, it was another whacko from the United States. Here’s what the Shaykh said. For real, this time:

Today, Rome is the capital of the Catholics, or the Crusader capital, which has declared its hostility to Islam, and has planted the brothers of apes and pigs in Palestine in order to prevent the reawakening of Islam – this capital of theirs will be an advanced post for the Islamic conquests, which will spread through Europe in its entirety, and then will turn to the two Americas, and even Eastern Europe.

Huh. So there are a handful of religious whackos in China, the United States, AND Palestine who think their religion is telling them to conquer the world. Who knew?

Now, I’m no fan of Hamas. Let me repeat that. I’m no fan of Hamas. I think most Palestinians are also not fans of Hamas, and only voted for them because of the utter incompetence of Fath. But perhaps it would be better for the moderate voices of the Western world to dialogue with the more moderate members of Hamas so that whackjobs like Shaykh al-Astal and Ann Coulter don’t gain more power. There are far too many religious whackjobs as it is.

AvidEditor Confuses Science and Opinion Again

Alright, alright. Sheesh! As requested, here’s a hit piece on the captain of capture, the magnate of mojo, the drag-and-drop angry prophet of the airwaves, AvidEditor.

A few days ago, AvidEditor chose to poot forth the ridiculous notion that liberals support the anthropoegenic climate change hypothesis in order to ensure U.S. dependency on our Muslim masters and thus we will destroy our wicked Judeo-Christian overlords through gay marriage. Which is certainly an interesting spin considering that one of the most-often cited positive externalities of increased investment in renewable energy sources is the ability to wean ourselves off of our foreign oil dependency. Apparently we Islamist-Jihadist-Liberals aren’t circulating the memos to our enviro-nazi buddies.

What’s more, AV uses the thoroughly debunked propaganda piece “The Great Global Warming Swindle” to make his argument. Apparently what passes for science in the mind of the conservatroll is hearsay, conjecture, and anything liberals disagree with. Which would explain their other anti-science efforts, I suppose.

So I hereby challenge AvidEditor to provide some convincing, PEER-REVIEWED scientific evidence contradicting the scientific consensus on anthropoegenic global warming. Not some hearsay hit piece or a Wall Street Journal editorial by some economist whining about how models are inaccurate. Show me some scientific evidence that shows the AGW theory is wrong.

Oh, and please don’t insult my intelligence. I’ve heard the ice is growing in Antarctica and the Mars is warming too argument and the it’s the coldest winter ever argument and the global cooling argument before. They’ve all been thoroughly debunked. Gimme something new, please.

TP Watcher Trajan75 A Complete Fucking Moron

In yet another reminder of the sad state of the American educational system the whacky internuts at ThinkProgress Watch have graced us with this little gem:

trajan75 // April 10, 2008 at 1:35 pm

Very slick Liberal Traitor, but it doesn’t cut it. Pre-emptive and preventive are the same. A 1st strike against an enemy. Nice spin.

Trajan75 illustrates one of the classic techniques of conservatroll debate – if you oversimplify your basic definitions enough, you can equate anything! By conservatroll logic, antifreeze and orange juice are the same, because they’re both liquids. (NOTE TO TRAJAN75: THIS IS AN ILLUSTRATIVE EXAMPLE. PLEASE DON’T DRINK ANTIFREEZE. IT IS NOT ACTUALLY ORANGE JUICE)

Of course, Trajan75 isn’t one to let a little thing like facts stand in the way of his bloviating. So even though preemptive war – a first strike undertaken to prevent an imminent attack by an enemy – is legal under Chapter 7 of the UN Charter and a preventative war – a first strike undertaken to prevent an enemy from acquiring a strategic advantage – is illegal under Article 2 of the UN Charter, Trajan75 believes that they are one and the same.

And to think, I actually saved this idiot’s life once. (I told him not to drink antifreeze two paragraphs ago.) By the way, I’m still waiting for a “thank you” on that, Trajan75…

TP Watch: Same Bullshit, Different Day

Well well well. It looks like the circlejerking shmucks are attacking me again!.

Apparently, in addition to being a lefto-fascist islamo-jihadist supporter of Hizb’Allah, al-Qai’da, Hamas, and the Mahdi Army, I’m also a supporter of “9/11 Troofers.”

Despite the fact that I’m actually in disagreement with 9/11 conspiracy theorists who think the thoroughly incompetent Bush Administration could have pulled off an operation like the 9/11 attacks, and despite the fact that I’ve voiced disagreement with them on several occasions on TP and off, the morons at TP Watch somehow believe that I’m a supporter of “9/11 Troofers.”

Why? Because they say so. So it must be true. Same reason why I’m a lefto-fascist islamo-jihadist supporter of Hizb’Allah, al-Qai’da, Hamas, and the Mahdi Army. Because they said so, and therefore it’s true.

Truly the pen is mightier than the sword. The power of repeating something on the Internet knows no bounds. If you want something to be true, just keep saying it. Eventually, it will be true.

I’m going to start using this awesome power — right now! Through the power of Internet repetition, I’m going to have lunch delivered to me.

I have a grilled cheese sandwich.

Hmm. Didn’t work. I don’t have a grilled cheese sandwich. Let me try again:

I have a grilled cheese sandwich.

Hmm. Still didn’t work. I must not be trying hard enough.

I have a grilled cheese sandwich.
I have a grilled cheese sandwich.
I have a grilled cheese sandwich.
I have a grilled cheese sandwich.
I have a grilled cheese sandwich.
I have a grilled cheese sandwich.
I have a grilled cheese sandwich.
I have a grilled cheese sandwich.
I have a grilled cheese sandwich.
I have a grilled cheese sandwich.

Okay, what the fuck? The Internet must be broken or something. I keep saying that I have a grilled cheese sandwich, but it keeps failing to materialize in front of me.

DAMN YOU, VINT CERF!!!!

TP Watch Just Makes Shit Up Again

The bloviating illiterati over at TP Watch have cocked their slapping-wrists against TP and Zoo poster Juan C. Why? Because Mr. C has been known to state some controversial views on foreign affairs. And I mean controversial as in suggesting that leftist leaders in Latin America (i.e. “Hugu” Chavez) are anything other than pure evil.

TP Watch Promotes 9/11 Conspiracy Theories!

The fine young cannibals at ThinkProgress Watch must have put a bit too much crazy sauce on their eggs this morning, cause they’re now promoting 9/11 conspiracy theories. Just look at what they printed on their webternets:

Ghost of 9/11 Says:
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:17 am

When will the true perpertrators of the attack on 9/11/2001 be brought to account? The punishment for treason is death.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyCX9hfo8wo

This reprinting of a comment from another site obviously means that they support the 9/11 conspiracy theorist’s 9/11 conspiracy theory. I mean, it was only posted as an off-topic comment in a ThinkProgress thread, but here they are reprinting the comment VERBATIM on their own WEBTERNETLOG!

And they call themselves “patriots.” Heh. More like “HATEriots,” cause they hate America.

AvidEditor Posts Moronic Strawman Bullshit

In his latest bit of bullshittery, AvidEditor tries to rope liberals into supporting our Lord and Master, Ted Turner, and his out-of-context quote about how Iraqi insurgents could be considered patriots by other Iraqis. Turner’s error, of course, is oversimplification.

By painting all Iraqis with the same brush, one could make the argument that all insurgent groups are simply “patriots” trying to free their unified country from foreign invaders. In reality, I’m not sure that’s the case. I think most of the violence in Iraq currently is only marginally focused on expelling the occupiers, and mainly on jockeying for position in a post-occupation Iraq. Some factions (particularly ones we’re bribing) would actually benefit from keeping us there longer, while others would prefer us out sooner rather than later.

Not that I expect a rabid bigot like Avideditor to grasp that kind of complexity, of course. What do you expect from someone who thinks climate change is a myth?