Trajan75 Pwned on His Own Blog

Poster Ninique has gone and given our favorite old-people-hating genocide-supporting America-denying fascist-loving Trajan75 a right good thrashing. A masterful drubbing. A severe lexical beating. A smash-mouth onehitwondering. A rancorous trouncing.

She is like the speedo guy and Trajan is the dude making free throws:

Anyway, here’s a quote from the maximum pwnage:

Your interpretation of righteousness is a matter of taste- an opinion you impose on others. It’s imperialistic and it’s playing god with the lives of men, women and children, of the Muslim Culture instead of solely EXTREMIST of that culture. there is fanaticism in all, I repeat, ALL Religions, cultures, sects, etc… The key to harmony lies in moderation…new word for you; Say it with me, ready? m-o-d-e-r-a-t-i-o-n! Your extreme comments towards this culture as a whole is equivalent to the extreme actions of hate done in retaliation by these extreme Muslim groups we speak of. It makes you no better than them. You know, you are more like them with your eye for an eye old testament mentality. However, as a Christian, and through the teachings of Christ, you really should be spreading his word on forgiveness. He did say love and pray for your enemies, did he not? And did he not ask God to forgive those who crucified his just right before he died? Or did he come into this world, suffer and die in vain?

How do you say “oh, snap” in ancient Roman?

TP Watch Poster Fails Out of Kindergarten!

Now as we all know, the grandiloquent man-children behind the blogograph ThinkProgress Watch are not well known for their command of grammar or diction. But it appears that the problem may be worse than we originally suspected. It seems that they are having difficulty distinguishing several letters of the alphabet. Specifically, the letters S and B.

In today’s bit of blogghorea, they cite TP poster Bilbo “Hussein” Baggins thusly:

Think Progress as has been documented here at TP Watch has expressed open suppport for the Iranian backed Mahdi Army. Well poster Bilbo Hussein express his support of this Fascist Organization.

Bilbo Hussein Baggins Says:
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:31 am

Iraqi Shi’ite cleric Muqtada al-Sadr called on Thursday for a million-strong demonstration against U.S. ‘occupation,’ a potentially destabilizing show of force after his followers battled U.S. and government troops.

Do you suppose having a million people in Iraq saying “get the hell out of our country” would be enough for Bush. Nah… he could care less what the people in Iraq think.

Now, putting aside for a moment the fact that Bilbo’s quote doesn’t actually express any support for Shi’ite cleric Muqtada as-Sadr, we can also see that the TP Watcher is quite confused in his description of as-Sadr’s organization as the “Iranian backed Mahdi Army.”

As numerous news organizations have reported, it is not the Mahdi Army of Muqtada as-Sadr that is backed by Iran, but the Badr Organization (the armed wing of the Supreme Islamic Iraqi Council) that was formed in Iran in the 1980s and continues to receive support from Iran. The Badr Organization is the one allied with the ad-Da’wa party of Iraqi President Noori al-Maliki.

The only conclusion I can draw from this is that at least one of the posters at TP Watch failed kindergarten and thus is unable to distinguish between these two very different letters.