TP Watch Commenter Melo Hates Our Troops!

In TP Watch’s recent rip-roaring hootenanny over the tragic deaths of four U.S. Marines, infamous troop-hater melo issued this lovely statement.

melo // May 4, 2008 at 10:46 pm

They’re the ewoks, and we’re the Imperial Storm-troopers, you know, by now of course. Nobody sobbed when an Imperial Storm Trooper ate that tree, did they?

Just disgusting.

While melo is busy whining about a bunch of Muppets, our troops are lacking body armor, being electrocuted in poorly-constructed facilities, drinking contaminated water, not receiving adequate medical and mental health benefits, and being returned to Iraq in deployment after deployment without sufficient time home with their families. And he’s just fine with keeping our troops in Iraq indefinitely. His silence on these issues is indeed deafening.

Oh, but he’s worried about a bunch of Krofft Puppets. Good one, melo. Nice sense of priority there you sick fuck.

Trajan75 Planting IEDs at Walt Disney World

Well well well. Looky what our friend Trajan75 is up to now!

He’s just fine and dandy with profiteering nutbags building amusement parks and Disneyland-style “zones of influence” in war-torn Baghdad. Never mind that amusement parks are, at best, #671 on the priority list of 672 things Baghdadis need (it just edged out “emu farm”). Never mind that Baghdad has six hours of electricity per day, negligible potable water or sanitation, rampant corruption, car bombs on the ground, and occasional airstrikes on hospitals.

Trajan not only thinks a Baghdad amusement park built solely for the profit of a U.S. “adventure capitalist” is a good idea, he agrees with this meathead that the violence in Baghdad is no worse than a day at a Disney theme park.

From this, I can only conclude the inevitable conclusion – Trajan plans to MAKE a day at a Disney theme park as violent as a day in Baghdad, complete with a suicide golf cart bomb attack on Minnie Mouse, mortar attacks on Epcot Center, Blackwater mercenaries firing randomly into crowds waiting on the “It’s A Small World” line, and the bodies of Goofy, Pluto, and Captain Hook turning up in the Magic Kingdom moat with signs of torture on their costumed bodies.

Real nice, Jay. Real friggin nice.

TP Watch Opposes Imperial Walkers

If you want to know the depths to which the TP Watchers will sink, look no farther than Trajan’s latest headline:

Think Progress atatcks McCain for not detailing his plans.
April 29, 2008 · No Comments

Atatcks? ATATcks?

Could it be that trajan is referring to the All-Terrain Armored Transport (AT-AT) vehicle from The Empire Strikes Back? Why would trajan oppose such a thing?

Surely someone who’s studied history and ancient warfare as trajan does would know the value of having a vehicle that can walk on all surfaces – snow, ice, tundra, permafrost – in the fight to protect an empire from being overrun by rebels. I would think he’d be all for AT-ATcking anyone and everyone, including Senator McCain.

Or maybe he’s more of an AT-ST kinda guy.

LOL owned by a bunch of Muppets.