Trajan75 Planting IEDs at Walt Disney World

Well well well. Looky what our friend Trajan75 is up to now!

He’s just fine and dandy with profiteering nutbags building amusement parks and Disneyland-style “zones of influence” in war-torn Baghdad. Never mind that amusement parks are, at best, #671 on the priority list of 672 things Baghdadis need (it just edged out “emu farm”). Never mind that Baghdad has six hours of electricity per day, negligible potable water or sanitation, rampant corruption, car bombs on the ground, and occasional airstrikes on hospitals.

Trajan not only thinks a Baghdad amusement park built solely for the profit of a U.S. “adventure capitalist” is a good idea, he agrees with this meathead that the violence in Baghdad is no worse than a day at a Disney theme park.

From this, I can only conclude the inevitable conclusion – Trajan plans to MAKE a day at a Disney theme park as violent as a day in Baghdad, complete with a suicide golf cart bomb attack on Minnie Mouse, mortar attacks on Epcot Center, Blackwater mercenaries firing randomly into crowds waiting on the “It’s A Small World” line, and the bodies of Goofy, Pluto, and Captain Hook turning up in the Magic Kingdom moat with signs of torture on their costumed bodies.

Real nice, Jay. Real friggin nice.

TPWW Recipe Cabal: Crazy Good Apple Muffin Thing

Ok, this is a recipe I made this morning and it was crazy good. I call it the Crazy Good Apple Thing. Here’s the recipe, based on this one from the Internets but with some special “Toasty Touches.” For best results, use organics and fair-trade ingredients wherever you can:

Ingredientocracy

Muffinness
• 2 cups all-purpose flour
• 1 teaspoon baking powder
• ¹/₂ teaspoon baking soda
• ¹/₂ teaspoon sea salt
• 1 teaspoon apple pie spice blend
• ¹/₂ cup butter
• ¹/₂ cup raw cane sugar
• ¹/₂ cup brown sugar
• 2 eggs
• 1 ¹/₄ teaspoons vanilla extract
• 1 ¹/₂ cups shredded apple – gala or pink lady works crazy good but anything you can get locally is ideal
  Toppingicity

• ¹/₃ cup packed brown sugar
• 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour
• ¹/₂ teaspoon ground korintje cinnamon
• 1 tablespoon butter

Directionista

Preheat oven to 375F and grease a brownie pan or muffin tins whichever you prefer. I’m lazy and thuslike prefer the brownie pan.

Muffinness: Mix flour, baking soda, baking powder, salt, and apple pie spice in a smallish bowl. Blend butter, sugar, eggs and vanilla in a biggerish bowl. Add apples. Blend in the flours and stuff. Pour the muffinness into brownie pan or muffin tins.

Toppingicity: Mix butter, brown sugar, and flour. Blend in the butter. Dump it on top of the muffinness.

Bake 20 minutes or until finished. Enjoy!

Trajan75: Women and Children First — TO DIE!!

Our favorite America-denying antifreeze-drinking genocide-advocating fascist-sympathizing anti-semite Trajan75 has now officially stooped to a new low.

Not content to merely eliminate all of the Democrats and Jews from the world, he has now called for the violent eradication of the human species through the mass-murder of all women and children.

In a discussion in this thread our Betelgeusian friend Ix described Trajan75 with this thoughtful characterization:

This is the same clown who dropped out of high school at age fifteen, admits to having multiple arrests, advocates the murder of innocent women and children, becomes aroused at the thought of torture.

Trajan75 then took issue with Ford’s statement thusly:

“advocates the murder of innocent women and children, ”
They’re the enemy and desrve death.

Now, this should be surprising to no one. Someone who counts among his heroes Francisco Franco, Augusto Pinochet, Adolph Hitler, Benito Mussolini, and Slobodan Milosevic would obviously have no problem with the murder of innocent women and children. And it’s an equally predictable view coming from the mouth of someone as keen as Trajan is on recreating the ancient Roman Empire. After all, massacring innocent children is something for which Roman rulers are well-known.

But that doesn’t make Trajan75’s “kill all the women and children” policy any less reprehensible. One can only shudder to imagine what Trajan75 and his little friends will possibly do in the childless, womanless, Jewless, Democratless post-apocalyptic world of his fantasies. Though I suppose they’ve given us one clue.

*shudder*

Anti-Americanism at TP Watch!

Good news! Trajan75 is leaving the country and moving back to Spain to be among his Latin brothers!

At least, that’s the only conclusion I can draw from his latest hunk of blogobaloney.

Trajan solves the complex clusterfuck that is the Israeli-Palestinian conflict with one simple solution. Declaring that one party in the conflict doesn’t exist:

Palestinians don’t exist. It’s an invented term by the Muslims and their Leftist allies in the West. The so called Palis are really Islamic invaders who colonized the land in the 7th Century. The Jews were there centuries before the Muslim invaders. They have a right to that land

Well, Trajan75 – I’m glad to see you taking such an interest in the plight of indigenous peoples of the world. I can only surmise that your concern is applied equally to all indigenous peoples, and that you will be hopping on an Iberia flight to Madrid very soon. Because if 1,400 years of living on a piece of land does not give a people the right to live there, then surely 400 years of living on a piece of land gives people even less right to live there.

After all, Americans don’t exist. It’s an invented term by an Italian mapmaker and his German ally in the cartographic industry. The so-called Americans are really European invaders who colonized the land in the 17th Century. The Clovis people were here millenia before the Christian invaders. They have a right to this land.

I wish you buen viaje, viejo! You will be sorely missed!

Not by me, per se, but by someone I’m sure.

Three Thanksless Days

The Trajan75 Thank-You Watch enters its third day. This, after I quite heroically saved this conservatroll’s life. And yet he still continues to bash me on his webternet.

Kids these days, huh?

AvidEditor Confuses Science and Opinion Again

Alright, alright. Sheesh! As requested, here’s a hit piece on the captain of capture, the magnate of mojo, the drag-and-drop angry prophet of the airwaves, AvidEditor.

A few days ago, AvidEditor chose to poot forth the ridiculous notion that liberals support the anthropoegenic climate change hypothesis in order to ensure U.S. dependency on our Muslim masters and thus we will destroy our wicked Judeo-Christian overlords through gay marriage. Which is certainly an interesting spin considering that one of the most-often cited positive externalities of increased investment in renewable energy sources is the ability to wean ourselves off of our foreign oil dependency. Apparently we Islamist-Jihadist-Liberals aren’t circulating the memos to our enviro-nazi buddies.

What’s more, AV uses the thoroughly debunked propaganda piece “The Great Global Warming Swindle” to make his argument. Apparently what passes for science in the mind of the conservatroll is hearsay, conjecture, and anything liberals disagree with. Which would explain their other anti-science efforts, I suppose.

So I hereby challenge AvidEditor to provide some convincing, PEER-REVIEWED scientific evidence contradicting the scientific consensus on anthropoegenic global warming. Not some hearsay hit piece or a Wall Street Journal editorial by some economist whining about how models are inaccurate. Show me some scientific evidence that shows the AGW theory is wrong.

Oh, and please don’t insult my intelligence. I’ve heard the ice is growing in Antarctica and the Mars is warming too argument and the it’s the coldest winter ever argument and the global cooling argument before. They’ve all been thoroughly debunked. Gimme something new, please.

TP Watch Ignores Bigfoot Awareness Week — AGAIN!

The cryptid-coddling turdukenators over at TP Watch are up to their usual tricks this morning. And not the fun tricks where they roll over and fetch sticks and lick each others’ balls. Nope, this time their trick is ignoring the most urgent fictional threats to America.

While they’re off whining about the threat from the ludicrously fictional concept of Islamo-Fascism, they’re completely ignoring gigantopithecus blacki and all of the other fictional threats we face, some of whom have killed before and will kill again:

• Chupacabra – Last seen on the border between Mexico and the U.S. – that’s one illegal immigrant even us liberals won’t defend!
• Scylla and Charybdis – Let’s just see those TP Watchers navigate the Aeolian sea with a seven-headed beast and a giant whirlpool on the loose!
• Mothman – Known terrorist wanted in connection with the collapse of the Silver Bridge in West Virginia
• Jersey Devil – Not Jon Bon Jovi – the OTHER Jersey Devil
• Loch Ness Monster – Inspiration for a plethora of awful movies
• Kraken – He’s not just claymation anymore – this is the real thing, people!
• Ozark Howler – He’s not just a regular hillbilly with a magic mud puddle, folks. This guy can HOWL!
• Pope Lick Monster – Benedict XVI – you might want avoid Louisville on your upcoming U.S. visit.
• Skunk Ape – Previously spotted in the Florida Everglades. Rumor is he just bought a house in Kendall.
• Yeti – This bumble don’t bounce.

So be warned, cryptozoology-deniers! Bigfoot Awareness Week is being celebrated early this year, too! This time we’re gonna show that damn dirty ape we mean BUSINESS!