Well well well. It looks like the circlejerking shmucks are attacking me again!.
Apparently, in addition to being a lefto-fascist islamo-jihadist supporter of Hizb’Allah, al-Qai’da, Hamas, and the Mahdi Army, I’m also a supporter of “9/11 Troofers.”
Despite the fact that I’m actually in disagreement with 9/11 conspiracy theorists who think the thoroughly incompetent Bush Administration could have pulled off an operation like the 9/11 attacks, and despite the fact that I’ve voiced disagreement with them on several occasions on TP and off, the morons at TP Watch somehow believe that I’m a supporter of “9/11 Troofers.”
Why? Because they say so. So it must be true. Same reason why I’m a lefto-fascist islamo-jihadist supporter of Hizb’Allah, al-Qai’da, Hamas, and the Mahdi Army. Because they said so, and therefore it’s true.
Truly the pen is mightier than the sword. The power of repeating something on the Internet knows no bounds. If you want something to be true, just keep saying it. Eventually, it will be true.
I’m going to start using this awesome power — right now! Through the power of Internet repetition, I’m going to have lunch delivered to me.
I have a grilled cheese sandwich.
Hmm. Didn’t work. I don’t have a grilled cheese sandwich. Let me try again:
I have a grilled cheese sandwich.
Hmm. Still didn’t work. I must not be trying hard enough.
I have a grilled cheese sandwich.
I have a grilled cheese sandwich.
I have a grilled cheese sandwich.
I have a grilled cheese sandwich.
I have a grilled cheese sandwich.
I have a grilled cheese sandwich.
I have a grilled cheese sandwich.
I have a grilled cheese sandwich.
I have a grilled cheese sandwich.
I have a grilled cheese sandwich.
Okay, what the fuck? The Internet must be broken or something. I keep saying that I have a grilled cheese sandwich, but it keeps failing to materialize in front of me.
DAMN YOU, VINT CERF!!!!
